Well now, let’s talk about names for them little blue French bulldogs, eh? Them cute little wrinkly things, they need a good name, somethin’ that fits their personality, you know? Somethin’ you can yell out in the yard and they’ll come runnin’, tail wiggling like crazy. I ain’t got no fancy book learnin’, but I know a thing or two about dogs, and names is important.
First off, you gotta think about what kinda dog you got. Is it a boy or a girl? Seems obvious, I know, but you’d be surprised! For girl dogs, somethin’ sweet and pretty might work. Like… let’s see… I heard some folks callin’ theirs Stella. That’s nice, ain’t it? Kinda classy, like somethin’ you’d see on them TV shows. Or maybe Ruby? That’s red, but it sounds good for any color dog, even blue. I knew a gal named Ruby once, tough as nails, but with a heart of gold. That’s a good name for a dog. Then there’s Penelope. That’s a mouthful, but it sounds fancy. And Lola? Short and sweet, easy to remember.
- Girl Names:
- Stella
- Ruby
- Penelope
- Lola
Now, for the boy dogs, you want somethin’ strong, somethin’ that sounds… well, boy-ish. I heard tell of some fellas namin’ their dogs Louis. That’s real highfalutin, but it works. Or Oscar? That sounds friendly, like a dog that would lick your face all day long. Winston, now that’s a name that sounds important, like a dog that knows what he’s doin’. And Frank? Just a good, solid name, like an old friend. Then there’s Beau… that means handsome in some language, I think. And let me tell ya, them blue Frenchies are right handsome little critters.
But hold on, some folks like to get all fancy-pants with their dog names. They go namin’ ’em after them fashion folks, like Gucci or Coco. I ain’t gonna lie, it sounds a bit silly to me, but hey, to each their own. If you wanna name your dog after a purse, that’s your business. Just don’t expect me to understand it.
- Boy Names:
- Louis
- Oscar
- Winston
- Frank
- Beau
Now, I seen all sorts of dogs in my time. Big ones, small ones, fluffy ones, bald ones. Some of them are mountain dogs, big as a pony! I heard they have different names, like the ones they call giants. But that’s a story for another day. Some folks even talk about mean dogs, but I ain’t got time for that neither. We’re talkin’ about blue Frenchies here, and they ain’t mean. They’re just little squishy love bugs.
And speakin’ of lovin’, you gotta feed them little critters right. I don’t know much about them fancy dog foods they sell in the stores now. Back in my day, dogs ate whatever we ate. But I hear there’s all sorts of special food to keep ‘em healthy and happy. And that’s important, ain’t it? A healthy dog is a happy dog, and a happy dog is a good dog.
And another thing, them dogs, they need shots and such. There’s doctors for animals, just like for people. I don’t know their names, but they’re important for keeping your dog healthy. Just like them folks who make medicine for dogs and other animals. They know what they’re doing. It’s all a bit complicated for an old woman like me, but I know it’s important to take care of your animals.
So, when it comes to namin’ your blue French bulldog, just remember a few things. Make it a name you like, a name that fits your dog, and a name you can yell out without feelin’ like a fool. And if you still can’t decide, well, just look at your dog. They’ll tell you their name, one way or another. Maybe with a wag of their tail, or a little bark, or just a look in their eyes. Dogs are smart like that. They know more than we give ’em credit for.
And listen, if you don’t have a dog yet, go get one! There’s plenty of them little critters needin’ good homes. Go down to the shelter, and find yourself a furry friend. They’ll bring you more joy than you can imagine. And that’s the truth, I tell ya. That’s the honest to goodness truth.
Finally, I reckon any name will do as long as you say it with love. That’s what matters most. You give that dog some love and attention, and that name – whatever it is – will become the best name in the whole wide world.
