Well, hey there. Let’s talk about cleanin’ up the house after them furry critters, you know, the pets. It ain’t easy, I tell ya, but gotta be done. If you got animals, you got mess. That’s just the way it is. So, let’s figure out how to keep things tidy.
First off, you gotta get yourself some good stuff. I ain’t talkin’ ’bout fancy cleaners, though. Good ol’ vinegar and bakin’ soda, they do wonders. And don’t forget them cloths, the ones they call “microfiber.” They pick up the hair somethin’ fierce. And you’ll need a good vacuum, one that sucks up all that fur good. Oh, and a sticky roller thing, for the couch and chairs. That fur gets everywhere, like them little dust bunnies, only hairy!

Now, you gotta have a plan. Can’t just clean when you feel like it. It gotta be regular. Like, sweepin’ the floors every day. Takes no time at all, but gets rid of the worst of it. And that vacuum, you gotta drag it out at least once a week, get them carpets and rugs good. My old dog, bless his heart, he shed enough to make a whole new dog every week, I swear.
- Sweep every day, no matter what.
- Vacuum at least once a week, everywhere.
- Wipe down surfaces with vinegar and water.
- Wash pet blankets and beds every couple of weeks, more if they’re itchy or shed a lot.
Pet beds and blankets, them’s another story. They get stinky fast! You gotta wash them regular. Every couple weeks, maybe more if your pet’s got skin troubles or sheds like crazy. Use hot water, kills all them germs and smells. And don’t forget the toys! Them fuzzy critters slobber all over ’em. Toss ’em in the wash too, or scrub ’em good with soap and water.
Now, about them stains and smells… pets, they have accidents, ya know? If it’s on the carpet, that’s trouble. Bakin’ soda is your friend here. Sprinkle it on, let it sit for a while, then vacuum it up. Sometimes, though, it’s too much for just bakin’ soda. Then maybe you gotta call in them professional cleaners. They got the strong stuff, the stuff that really gets the stink out. And they know how to get them tough stains out too.
Professional house cleaning, that’s somethin’ I never used to think about. But, times change, and sometimes you just need help. These folks, they know what they’re doin’. They got the special machines and the fancy cleaners, the ones that get the dirt deep down. If you got a real mess, or if you just can’t keep up with it all, it might be worth it to have them come in every now and then. They can do a deep clean, get the whole place spick-and-span. Especially good for them carpets and rugs, they can get ’em lookin’ like new.
Another thing, keepin’ them toys picked up. If you don’t, you’ll be steppin’ on squeaky toys and bones all day long. And it just looks messy. Get a basket or a box, somethin’ to keep ’em all in. Teach the critters to put their toys away, ha! Just kiddin’. They ain’t gonna do that.
Brushing your pet, that helps too. Do it outside if you can, or right before you clean. Gets rid of a lot of that loose fur before it ends up all over your house. And bathin’ your pet, well, that’s important too. Not too often, though. Once a month or so, unless they get real dirty. Keeps ‘em smellin’ good and cuts down on the shedding some.
Cleanin’ up after pets, it ain’t a one-time thing. It’s somethin’ you gotta keep up with, every day, every week. But it’s worth it, to have a clean and fresh house, even with them furry critters runnin’ around. Just remember, regular cleanin’, good supplies, and don’t be afraid to call in the professionals if you need to. That’s the secret to keepin’ a clean house, even with a houseful of pets.

And one last thing, don’t be too hard on yourself. Animals make messes. It’s just part of havin’ ‘em. Do your best, that’s all you can do. And if things get a little hairy sometimes, well, that’s just life with pets.
To sum it up, keepin’ a clean house with pets is a lot of work, but it ain’t impossible. Just remember the basics: regular cleaning, good tools, and don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. And if you got some stubborn stains or smells you just can’t get rid of, professional cleaners can be a life saver. So, go on now, get to cleanin’!