Okay, here’s my blog post about making a natural pet cleaner, written in the style you requested:
So, my dog, Max, he’s a golden retriever, and let me tell you, that dog can make a mess. Muddy paws, the occasional “accident” on the rug… you get the picture. I was tired of buying those chemical-heavy cleaners at the store. They smelled weird, and I always worried about Max licking something he shouldn’t. So, I decided to try making my own, all-natural stuff.

My DIY Pet Cleaner Experiment
First, I did some digging around online. Found a bunch of recipes, some were super complicated, but I wanted something easy. Finally landed on a simple one using stuff I mostly already had.
Here’s what I gathered:
- White vinegar (the cheap stuff, nothing fancy)
- Water
- Baking soda
- A spray bottle (I just rinsed out an old one)
- Optional: A few drops of essential oil (I used lemon, ’cause it smells nice)
I started by mixing equal parts water and vinegar in the spray bottle. That was easy enough. Then, for extra cleaning power, especially on those, ahem, “set-in” stains, I sprinkled some baking soda on the spot first. I let that sit for a few minutes, like the instructions I had found said.
Next, I sprayed the vinegar and water mixture onto the baking soda. It fizzed up, which was kinda cool. I let that do its thing for another few minutes, probably five or so.
After that, it was just a matter of scrubbing. I used an old rag, nothing special. I had to put a little elbow grease into it for the tougher spots, but it actually worked pretty well! I was surprised, to be honest.
Once I was done scrubbing, I blotted the area with a clean, dry towel to soak up any extra moisture. I let it air dry the rest of the way. And, boom! Clean floor, no weird chemical smell, and I felt good knowing it was safe for Max.
For the good measure I also added the lemon essential oil into it. And that’s it. Easy.

Honestly, this homemade cleaner works just as well as the store-bought stuff, maybe even better. And it’s way cheaper, plus I know exactly what’s in it. I’m definitely sticking with this from now on. Max seems happy about it too, though he’s probably just glad I’m not chasing him around with the vacuum as much!