Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “elf pet food,” or somethin’ like that. Heard the young’uns talkin’ about it. Don’t know much about it myself, but I’ll tell ya what I think.
First off, what in the tarnation is an “elf”? Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale, not somethin’ you’d feed a good ol’ dog or cat. We always just fed our animals scraps and whatever we had leftover. Cornbread, sometimes some meat if we were lucky. They ate it all up and lived long, healthy lives.
Now, these city folks, they got all these fancy names and brands. “Elf,” “Royal Canin,” “Purina Fancy Feast”… Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. Back in my day, a dog was a dog, and a cat was a cat. They ate what you gave ‘em, and that was that.
- But I guess times are changin’. Folks got more money now, and they spend it on all sorts of things. Heck, I saw a dog wearin’ a sweater the other day! A sweater! Can you believe that?
- So, I reckon this “elf pet food” is one of them fancy things. Probably costs a pretty penny, too. I bet it’s got all sorts of vitamins and minerals and whatnot. Says it makes your pet’s fur shiny and their poop… well, let’s just say “better.”
- Don’t get me wrong, I love animals. Always had a few dogs and cats around the farm. They’re good company, and they work hard, too. But feedin’ ‘em fancy food? I just don’t see the point.
Now, I heard tell that this “elf” brand ain’t even for animals, but for… make-up or somethin’? Pore-less putty? What the heck is that? Sounds like somethin’ you’d use to fix a hole in the wall, not put on your face. These young folks and their crazy ideas.
Anyway, back to the pet food. I looked it up on that… internet thingy my grandson showed me. Seems like there’s all kinds of different “elf pet food” – dry food, wet food, treats, the whole shebang. And they got different kinds for different animals – dogs, cats, even birds and fish! Can you imagine feeding a fish fancy food? They eat bugs and algae in the pond, and they do just fine.
And the prices! Lord have mercy! Some of that stuff costs more than I spend on groceries for a whole week! It’s highway robbery, I tell ya. They’re makin’ a killin’ off these city folk who think they gotta pamper their pets.
But I guess it’s their money, they can spend it how they want. If they wanna buy fancy food for their pets, that’s their business. Me? I’ll stick to the basics. Good ol’ scraps and maybe some cheap kibble from the store. My animals always been healthy and happy, and that’s all that matters.
Now, don’t get me started on those pet toys. Squeaky toys, chew toys, fetch toys… We used to just give the dogs an old rag or a stick, and they’d play with it for hours. But now, they got toys that cost more than a good pair of shoes! It’s just plain silly if you ask me.
So, there you have it. That’s my two cents on this “elf pet food.” Maybe it’s good stuff, maybe it ain’t. But I reckon a good belly rub and a little bit of love is worth more than all the fancy food in the world. And for goodness sake leave those pores alone, what ever a pore is.
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