Alright, let’s talk about dogs lickin’… you know… down there. Yeah, that thing. It ain’t the prettiest thing to talk about, but it happens, and sometimes you gotta deal with it. So, why do they do it? And more importantly, how do you make ’em stop?

First off, dogs lick for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes it’s just ’cause they like the taste. Yep, sounds nasty, but it’s true. Other times, they might be tryin’ to clean themselves or somethin’. Or maybe they got an itch or a sore spot. And sometimes, well, sometimes they just do it outta boredom, like how some folks bite their nails.
Now, if your dog’s lickin’ a lot, like, all the time, down there, then you might have a problem. Could be somethin’ medical. Maybe the poor thing’s got a rash or an infection. That’s when you need to see the vet. They’ll poke around and figure out what’s wrong. They might give ya some cream or medicine to make it better. And that’ll usually help stop the lickin’, too.
- Medication: If it’s a medical issue, the vet will give you something to help fix it.
- Creams: Soothing creams can help with itching and soreness.
- Special collars: Sometimes, they gotta wear those cones of shame, you know, to stop ‘em from lickin’.
- Bandages: If there’s a wound, coverin’ it up can help.
But what if it ain’t medical? What if it’s just a bad habit? Well, then you gotta train that dog. And let me tell ya, that ain’t always easy. Dogs, they’re stubborn sometimes, just like little kids.
First thing, don’t give ’em attention when they lick. I know, it’s hard. They look up at ya with those big ol’ puppy dog eyes, and you just wanna pet ’em. But that’s exactly what they want! You pet ’em when they lick, and they think it’s a good thing. So, you gotta ignore ‘em. Turn away, walk away, whatever it takes. Only pay attention to them when they’re behaving well and not licking.
Second, you gotta teach ’em some manners. Teach ‘em “no” and “leave it.” When you see ‘em goin’ for that area, say “no” real firm, but not yellin’. And if they stop, give ‘em a treat or some praise. You gotta show ‘em what you want ’em to do instead.
Another thing you can try is givin’ ’em somethin’ else to do. If they’re lickin’ outta boredom, give ’em a toy or a chew bone. Keep ‘em busy. A tired dog is a good dog, they say. And if they’re busy playin’ or chewin’, they ain’t gonna be lickin’.

Sometimes, you gotta get creative. Maybe you try some bitter spray. It tastes awful, so they won’t wanna lick it. Or you keep ’em close to you when you’re home, so you can keep an eye on ’em. The key is to be consistent. You can’t let ’em lick sometimes and then get mad at ’em other times. You gotta be firm and stick to your guns. And remember, always be kind. Yellin’ and screamin’ ain’t gonna help nothin’.
So, there you have it. A few things to think about if your dog’s lickin’ where they shouldn’t be. It ain’t always pretty, but with a little patience and persistence, you can usually get it sorted out. And if all else fails, talk to your vet. They’ve seen it all before, and they can give ya some more advice.
Remember, this is about training and sometimes about health. It ain’t about bein’ mean. Be patient and understanding with your dog. They don’t do these things to make ya mad; sometimes they just don’t know any better.
And lastly, it ain’t just about you. If your dog’s lickin’ excessively, it could be a sign somethin’ ain’t right with them. So pay attention, and take care of your furry friend. They depend on you.
Tags: [Dog Licking, Dog Behavior, Dog Health, Pet Care, Dog Training, Stop Dog Licking, Excessive Licking, Dog Itching]