Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about names for them little Frenchie girls, you know, the ones with the bat ears? Yeah, them. So, you got yourself a new pup, huh? A little lady French Bulldog? Well, she needs a name, don’t she? Can’t just go around callin’ her “dog,” now can ya?
First off, let me tell ya, picking a name ain’t easy. It’s gotta fit, ya know? Like a good pair of shoes. You wouldn’t put boots on a chicken, would ya? Same goes for names. Some folks like them fancy names, some like ’em plain. Me? I like ’em simple, somethin’ you can yell across the yard without bitin’ your tongue.
Now, I heard tell some folks got these big ol’ lists of names. Thousands of ’em! Can you believe that? Thousands! What in the tarnation you gonna do with thousands of names? You only got one dog, right? Unless you’re one of them city folk with a whole pack of ‘em. Anyway, they got names like Kayzo and Scout and Jaxon. Sound like boys’ names to me, but what do I know? They say it’s cool, hip, whatever. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me.
- Abby – Now, that’s a nice name. Friendly-like. You call “Abby” and she’ll come runnin’, tail waggin’. Good girl, Abby!
- Ada – Means “noble,” they say. Well, ain’t that somethin’? My old Bessie was noble enough, pullin’ the plow all day. Ada’s a good, strong name, I reckon.
But there’s more, you see. Lots more. They got names like Phoebe, Darby, Juno… Sounds like a bunch of flowers or somethin’. Then there’s Daisy, Bria, Cleo. Cleo, that’s like that queen, ain’t it? From Egypt, or somethin’. My, my, all these fancy names for a little dog.
Then you got Ruby, Poppy, Callie… Callie’s alright. Reminds me of a calico cat, though. Sadie, Gemma, Hallie… Hallie’s pretty. Joy! Now there’s a good name. Makes you smile just sayin’ it. Pippa, Lila, Jovie… Sounds like a bunch of movie stars.
Maisie, Ivy, Nova… Nova? What kinda name is that? Sounds like a car. Summer, Zoe, Beatrix… Oh, they call her Trixie for short. See? Even them fancy names get shortened down to somethin’ simple.
Now, they talk about “badass” names for the boy dogs, but I ain’t gonna get into that. We’re talkin’ about girl names here. But they say the Frenchies, they call ‘em Frog Dogs sometimes. Frog Dogs! Can you imagine? Because they sit funny, with their legs all splayed out. Looks like a frog, they say. Well, I never seen a frog look quite like that, but I reckon it’s a funny name, anyhow.
So, there you have it. A whole mess of names. Pick one you like, one that fits your little girl. Don’t matter if it’s fancy or plain, long or short, just gotta feel right. And when you call her, she’ll come runnin’, tail waggin’, happy as a clam. That’s all that matters, ain’t it?
You know, back in my day, we just named the dogs Spot or Lucky or somethin’ easy. But times change, I guess. Folks gettin’ all fancy with their names. But a good dog is a good dog, no matter what you call her.
So, go on now, pick a name for your little Frenchie girl. And love her good. ‘Cause that’s what matters most. Not the name, but the love you give her.
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