Oh, you wanna know ’bout them newborn German Shepherd puppies? Well, lemme tell ya, them little pups ain’t big at all when they’re born. They’re so tiny, you could hold...

Well now, if you got a little one at home who loves to color, then I reckon you should try gettin’ ’em some Garfield coloring pictures. You know, that big...

Well now, if you’re thinkin’ ‘bout gettin’ a kennel for yer Golden Retriever, ya better know that it ain’t as simple as just pickin’ somethin’ up from the store. These...

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Purina dog food. Folks all around say it’s a pretty decent one for feedin’ yer dogs, and I reckon there’s a...

Alright, let’s talk ’bout this fella, Peter Alexander. Heard he’s on that there NBC News, big shot reporter or somethin’. Always see his face pop up on the telly, talkin’...

Well, let me tell ya, that fella Pete Buttigieg, he’s been on Fox News again. Folks keep askin’ him all sorts of questions, you know, like if that Trump fella...

Well, let me tell ya, there’s always somethin’ happenin’ in that St. Pete place. My grandson, he’s always readin’ about it on that phone of his. Always somethin’ new, he...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about feedin’ them dogs. Folks talk about all sorts of fancy grub, but back in my day, dogs ate what we ate. Scraps and...

Ya know, them little hoppers, the rabbits, they ain’t just for lookin’ at. They gotta chew, gotta play, gotta keep busy, or they’ll make ya crazy chewin’ on yer stuff....

Well, now, lemme tell ya about these Maine Coon cats and their fur. You see, folks keep askin’ if there’s such a thing as a short-haired Maine Coon. I reckon...