Alright, so you wanna know about books ‘bout Siamese cats, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, those cats, they ain’t like no regular ol’ barn cats. They fancy, ya know? And...

Alright, let’s talk about these dog car seats, the kind you put right smack in the middle there, on that console thingy between the front seats. I’ve seen ’em, and...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these applehead Siamese cats. Folks are always goin’ on about ’em, wantin’ to buy ’em, but where do ya even find these critters?...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about findin’ some places to walk with your dog, you know, them dog friendly hikes near me, or whatever the young folks call it these days....

Alright, let’s talk about keeping your critter’s chompers clean without breakin’ the bank. You know, just like us, them dogs and cats gotta have their teeth looked after. If you...

Well, howdy there, y’all! You’re lookin’ for them Siberian Husky puppies, huh? In Chicago, you say? Alright, alright, let me tell ya what I know, though I ain’t no fancy...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this fella, Pete… uh… Boot-edge-edge? Booty-judge? Somethin’ like that. He was on that Fox News channel, the one always blabberin’ on...

Alright, so, let’s yak about this Garfield High School and this Sunshine Teplitsky, eh? Sounds fancy, but it’s just a school and a young’un, same as anywhere else, I reckon....

Alright, let’s talk about them Rottweiler dog feet, the dew claws and all that. You know, those little extra toes they got sometimes? Yeah, them things. What are Rottweiler dew...

Alright, let’s talk about this mobile pet cleaning thing. You know, for your dogs and cats, the furry critters we keep around the house. What is this Mobile Pet Cleaning...