Okay, so the other day I was looking at my dog, Buster, and his old harness was looking pretty ratty. Plus, I had this coil of decent rope just sitting...

Okay, so you’re getting a Labrador Retriever, huh? Awesome! One of the first things I obsessed about was the crate. Like, what size crate FOR REAL? I went down a...

So, I decided I wanted an adult English cream golden retriever. It wasn’t exactly a sudden thing. I’d had dogs before, mostly rescues, mutts, good dogs all of them. But...

So, I got into this whole ‘teacup Persian’ thing a while back. Saw some pictures online, you know? Tiny little fluffballs, looked ridiculously cute. I thought, “Okay, I gotta check...

Okay, so the dog started looking rough. Like, really needed a good wash and trim. Living here in Newport News, VA, I figured, alright, time to find a groomer. First...

Alright, buckle up, because this is gonna be a wild ride. Let me tell you about the time I tried to pull off a “mydirtymaid claire black cleaning peter’s dick”...

So, I decided I needed a cat again. The house felt kinda empty, you know? I’d had cats before, just regular domestic shorthairs mostly. This time, I wanted something a...

Okay, so I decided I really wanted a Persian cat. You know, those fluffy, kinda grumpy-looking cats? Yeah, those. I’d seen pictures and just fell in love with their whole...

Alright, let me tell you about my crate size journey with my Rottweiler, Brutus. Figuring out the right crate size was way more involved than I initially thought! First off,...

Alright, let’s talk about my little adventure trying to find a Siberian Husky here in Texas. It started simple enough, you know? I saw those beautiful dogs, the blue eyes,...