Okay, here’s a blog post about cleaning a dog kennel, written in the style you requested:
So, I’ve got this dog kennel, right? And let me tell you, it can get pretty nasty. I mean, dogs are great and all, but they’re not exactly known for their cleanliness. I used to dread cleaning the kennel, but over time I figured out a system and found some products that make it way easier.

First thing I did was find a good enzyme cleaner. This stuff is a lifesaver. It breaks down all the, uh, “organic” matter, if you know what I mean. Before I found this stuff, I was just using regular soap and water, and let me tell you, it was not cutting it. The smell would linger, and it felt like I was just spreading the mess around. Not fun. I picked a random one from the pet store, and I was surprised at the effect.
Next, I got myself a decent scrub brush. I used to just use an old sponge, but that was a mistake. A good, stiff-bristled brush makes all the difference. It really gets into the nooks and crannies and helps lift up all the dirt and grime. I got one with a long handle so I could really reach all the corners without breaking my back, and a smaller one, like a giant toothbrush, for the smaller parts. I even used that brush to scrub the walls around the kennel, where my lovely dog likes to shake himself after a bath.
Then, there’s the hose. A good power wash is essential. I used to just use the regular garden hose, but then I got a nozzle with different settings, including a powerful jet spray. Now I can blast away all the loose debris and cleaner residue. It makes the whole process so much faster and more satisfying.
- Enzyme cleaner
- Scrub brush (both large and small)
- Hose with a powerful nozzle
- Baking soda
- white vinegar
Another thing I started doing is using baking soda and white vinegar. After I rinse everything down, I sprinkle a good layer of baking soda all over the kennel floor. Then I spray it with a mixture of water and white vinegar. It fizzes up, which is kind of fun to watch, and it helps deodorize and disinfect everything. Plus, it’s way cheaper than buying a separate deodorizer. I let the mixture stay there for a while, like half an hour, or even an hour if the smell is strong.
My Cleaning Routine
So, my cleaning routine now goes like this:
First, remove everything from the kennel, including bedding, bowls, and toys. I give the bedding a wash with detergent and the bowls and toys a wash with soap and water.
Then, spray the whole kennel with the enzyme cleaner and let it sit for a bit, following the instructions on the bottle. Then, I scrub everything down with the brush, getting into all the corners. After that, I hose it all down, making sure to rinse away all the cleaner and dirt. I do the baking soda and vinegar thing, waiting for a bit. Finally, one last rinse with the hose and I let everything air dry. Usually, I would do this in the morning so that the sun will help with the drying. The sun helps kill off bacteria, too!

It’s still not my favorite chore, but it’s definitely way more manageable now. The kennel stays cleaner and fresher for longer, and I don’t dread cleaning day quite as much. Hope this helps someone out there with their own stinky kennel situation!