Alright, alright, let’s talk about names for them little short-legged dogs, the Corgis. You know, the ones that look like a loaf of bread with legs? Yeah, them. So, you got yourself a new one, huh? And you’re stuck on what to call it. Don’t you worry none, I’ve seen a whole heap of dogs in my day, and I reckon I can help you find a good name for that little fella, or gal.
First off, you gotta think about what that dog looks like. Is it a boy or a girl? That’s the easy part. Then, what color is it? You got your reds, your blacks, your, uh, what-you-call-its, the merle ones? Fancy names for plain colors, if you ask me. Best corgi names ain’t just about sounding fancy, it’s about what feels right.
Now, some folks like them fancy names. Like that Winston fella. Sounds like a rich man’s dog, don’t it? Or Watson? Like that detective fella on the TV. Lots of people like those names. And Baxter? Sounds like a dog that would wear a little sweater, you know? All prim and proper.
But if you ask me, those names are alright, but they ain’t got no…heart. You want a name that fits that little dog’s personality. Is he a playful one? Always running around and getting into trouble? Maybe you call him Scamp, or Rascal, or even just Trouble. That tells you something about the dog, see? Is she a sweet little thing, always wanting cuddles? Maybe call her Sugar, or Honey. Sweet as can be, just like my grandma’s jam.
I heard tell of a Queen, yeah, the real deal Queen, she had a whole bunch of these Corgis. And she gave ‘em all sorts of names. Some were plain, like Foxy and Tiny. Some were, well, a bit odd, like Whiskey and Bee. And Dookie! Can you imagine calling a dog Dookie? Well, the Queen did! Guess it don’t matter much what you call ’em, long as they come when you holler. So don’t get too hung up on it. Best corgi names should roll off the tongue easy.
- For the boys, you got your Buddy, your Max, your Charlie. Good, strong names.
- For the girls, you got your Daisy, your Bella, your Lucy. Pretty names for pretty dogs.
But you don’t gotta stick to the usual. You can name your dog after anything you like. After your favorite food, maybe. Peanut? Biscuit? I knew a fella once who named his dog after his tractor, said it was the most reliable thing he owned. To each their own, I say.
And if you’re still stuck, try just lookin’ at that little dog. Really look at it. Does it have a funny little way of walking? Does it make a weird noise when it barks? Does it have a spot on its ear that looks like a heart? Those little things can give you ideas. Unique corgi names are often hidden in plain sight.
Sergeant? Now there’s a name for a tough little dog. One that’ll keep them chickens in line, you know? Fonzie? Sounds like a rascal to me, a real smooth talker. But don’t go gettin’ too carried away. You still gotta be able to yell that name across the yard without feelin’ like a fool. King George? Sounds a bit much for a little dog, if you ask me, but heck, it ain’t my dog.
Some folks like to match the name to the color. A blue merle dog, that’s that fancy grey and black one, maybe you call him Smokey or Shadow. A red dog, maybe you call him Rusty or Copper. A black dog, maybe you call him Midnight or Coal. Makes sense, I guess.
But honestly, the best name for your Corgi is the one that feels right to you. Don’t let nobody tell you different. Don’t you worry about all those fancy lists on the internet neither, though reading about them can give you a notion. You look at that little dog, and you’ll know. You’ll just know. And that’s all there is to it. It ain’t rocket science, it’s just a dog’s name. So go on now, pick a name and start callin’ that little fella. He’s waitin’ on ya.
And remember, cute corgi names ain’t always the most complicated ones. Sometimes the simplest names are the best. Just like good ol’ cornbread, simple and satisfying. Now go on, get to callin’ that dog somethin’!
