Alright, alright, listen up y’all. We’re gonna talk about names, boy names, for them little Frenchie dogs. You know, the ones with the bat ears? Yeah, them. Cute as a button, but tough as nails sometimes, them little fellas.
So, you got yourself a new puppy, huh? A little man-dog, all snorts and wiggles? Gotta give him a good name, somethin’ that fits. Can’t just be callin’ him “Dog” all the time, now can ya? He needs a name that makes him feel like, well, like a real tough guy, even if he’s just a little squishy thing right now.
- First off, you gotta think about what kinda dog he is. French Bulldogs, they ain’t like them big ol’ farm dogs, no sir. They’re small, but they got big personalities, you know? They think they’re tough, even when they’re snorin’ louder than a freight train.
- So, you could go with somethin’ tough, like Tank. Yeah, that’s a good one. Makes ’em sound strong, even if they spend most of their day nappin’ on the couch.
- Or maybe somethin’ a little more, I dunno, fancy? Like Louis. Sounds French, see? Fits the breed. Or Oscar, that’s nice too. Reminds me of that fella on the TV, always grumpy but lovable.
Now, if you want somethin’ different, somethin’ that makes folks say “Huh? What’d you call him?”, then you gotta get creative. I heard tell of some folks callin’ their dogs Zephyr. Sounds like a fan, don’t it? Keeps things cool, I guess. Or Kairo, sounds like a place far away, where them pyramids are. Exotic, they call it.
But me, I like the simple names. Frank is good. Solid. Or Beau, that means handsome in French, I think. My grandpappy used to say that. Your little Frenchie, he’s a handsome fella, ain’t he? Gotta give him a name that fits.
And don’t forget, the name gotta be easy to yell. You know, when he’s out in the yard, chasin’ squirrels or diggin’ up your prize-winning roses, you gotta be able to holler his name loud and clear. “WINSTON! Get outta there!” See? Easy to say, easy to hear. That’s important.
So, let’s see, what else we got? Simba, like that lion king from the pictures, that’s a strong name. Or Orion, that’s one of them star names, ain’t it? Fancy, but kinda cool too. Azura? That sounds like a gal’s name to me, but you do what you want, I ain’t judgin’. Zuri, Sahara, Luna, Amara… These all sound kinda foreign, don’t they? Like names from them travel shows on the TV.
You gotta pick a name that makes you happy, see? Somethin’ that fits your little guy. He’s gonna be with you for a long time, that dog. He’s gonna be your buddy, your pal, your furry little shadow. So, take your time, think it over. Don’t just pick the first thing that comes to mind. Make it special.
And remember, it don’t matter if it’s a tough name, a fancy name, or just a plain old name. What matters is that you say it with love. ‘Cause that’s what them dogs want, more than anything. They want your love, your attention, and maybe a few belly rubs, too. So, go on, find that perfect name for your little Frenchie. He’s waitin’ on ya.
Now, if you’re looking for more names for male dogs? You can always ask your friends or neighbors! They always got opinions, especially when it comes to dogs. And don’t forget to try the name out a few times, see how it feels on your tongue. “Tank! Come here boy!” “Louis, you want a treat?” See? Gotta make sure it sounds right.
And one last thing, don’t go changin’ his name later on. That’ll just confuse the poor fella. Pick a name, stick with it, and love that little dog with all your heart. That’s all that matters in the end.
