Alright, let’s talk about them big ol’ cats, the Maine Coons, and where you can find ‘em. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so I’m gonna tell it to ya straight, the way I see it.
What are these Maine Coon critters anyway?

Well, they’re cats, but not your regular alley cats. These things are huge! Like, real big. And fluffy. Lord, they got so much fur! People say they’re friendly and playful, smart too. Guess that’s why folks want ‘em. I heard tell they’re easy to train, kinda like a dog, but still a cat, ya know? They like to meow a lot, too, always got somethin’ to say.
Findin’ a Maine Coon – It ain’t easy, I tell ya!
Now, if you’re lookin’ to get yourself one of these giant furballs, you gotta know where to look. It ain’t like pickin’ up a stray down the road. You gotta go to a special place, a… uh… a cattery, they call it. That’s where they breed these fancy cats. Finding a good cattery, that’s the hard part. It’s like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, only the haystack is full of cat hair.
- First thing’s first, where you at? You gotta figure out how far you’re willin’ to travel. These catteries ain’t on every corner, ya know. You might have to drive a ways.
- Then, do your homework. Don’t just jump at the first pretty kitty you see. You gotta make sure the folks sellin’ ‘em are on the up and up. Ask around, see what other folks say. Make sure them cats are healthy and well taken care of. They should be gettin’ their shots and seein’ the vet regular-like.
- Look for them special colors, if you’re fancy. I heard tell some folks like the rare colors, like white and red, or silver. They say gold and silver is the rarest. Sounds like a waste of money to me, but hey, it ain’t my money. All them cats look pretty to me, even the regular colors. But if that’s what you’re after, be prepared to pay extra, and it might be harder to find.
What to look for in a good cattery.
When you find a cattery, don’t be shy. Ask questions! See if them cats are registered with some fancy club, like the CFA, whatever that is. That means they’re probably good quality cats. And make sure they let you see where the cats live. It should be clean and roomy, not all cramped up. Them cats need space to run and play.
And most importantly, see how the cats act. Are they friendly? Do they come up to you? A good Maine Coon should be sociable, not all skittish and scared. You want a cat that’s gonna be part of the family, not hidin’ under the bed all day.
So, you found a kitten, what now?

Once you find a cattery you like, and a kitten that steals your heart, be prepared to shell out some cash. These cats ain’t cheap! But if you find a good one, it’ll be worth it. They’ll be your best friend for years to come. Just make sure you got plenty of room on the couch, ‘cause these things take up a lot of space!
Last words.
Look, findin’ a good Maine Coon cattery ain’t rocket science, but it takes some effort. Do your research, ask around, and don’t be afraid to walk away if somethin’ don’t feel right. And remember, a good cat is worth more than all the gold in the world… or at least, that’s what them cat lovers tell me.
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