Alright, so you got yourself one of them fancy Siamese cats, huh? The kind that look like they think they’re better than you, all sleek and pointy-faced. Well, you can’t just go callin’ it “Cat,” can ya? Gotta give it a name, somethin’ that fits. Somethin’… special. Like them Aristocats, you know, the movie? Yeah, that one.
Now, I ain’t no expert on city-folk cat names, but I heard some good ones. For the girl cats, they got names like Mia. Short and sweet, that one is. Easy to remember, like callin’ your kid for supper. Then there’s Luna. That’s kinda… mystical, you know? Like the moon and all that sparkly stuff. Coco… that sounds like somethin’ you’d name a dog, but hey, if the cat likes it, who am I to judge? Bella, that’s pretty. Makes you think of a nice, gentle cat. Even if these Siamese ones look like they could scratch your eyes out if you look at ‘em wrong.
And for the boy cats? Well, they got names like Simba. Reminds me of that lion king movie. Majestic, they say. Then there’s Apollo. Sounds like somethin’ you’d name a horse, but again, not my cat. Kai… that one’s kinda short, snappy. Good for a cat that’s always gettin’ into trouble.
But if you want somethin’ really… different, you could go with somethin’ from the movies. Like Raja, from that Aladdin fella. Or Dina, from that girl who fell down the rabbit hole. And Marie, that’s from the Aristocats, see? Told ya we’d get back to them. Berlioz and Toulouse, them’s other Aristocat names. Fancy, huh? Makes you think your cat’s gonna start singin’ opera or somethin’.
Then there’s the… cool names, I guess you’d call ‘em. Ajax. Sounds like somethin’ you clean the floor with, but folks these days name their kids all sorts of crazy things. Alchemy… well, that just sounds like gibberish to me. And Alley? Well, that makes sense if you found the cat in an alley, I suppose.
And let’s not forget, those Siamese cats, they’re from… well, somewhere far away. Asia, I think they said. So maybe you want a name that sounds… foreign. Don’t ask me for examples, I can barely remember my own kids’ names sometimes. But you get the idea. Somethin’ that makes folks go, “Ooh, that’s a fancy name for a cat.”
You could even name your cat after food! I heard some folks do that. Like… calling a black cat Pepper. Or a yellow cat… Lemon? I don’t know. Seems kinda silly to me, but hey, you do you.
The important thing is, you pick a name that you like, and that your cat… well, maybe not likes, but at least answers to. These Siamese cats, they’re smart, they say. And they like to talk. So you better pick a good name, ‘cause you’re gonna be hearin’ it a lot.
So there you have it. A whole bunch of names, some fancy, some not so fancy. Pick one, don’t pick one, it’s your cat, ain’t it? Just don’t come cryin’ to me if your cat hates its name. You chose it, not me.
And by the way, congrats on gettin’ yourself a new cat. Even if it does look like it’s plottin’ somethin’ half the time.
Here is a quick summary:
- Female Names: Mia, Luna, Coco, Bella
- Male Names: Simba, Apollo, Kai
- Movie Names: Raja, Dina, Marie, Berlioz, Toulouse
- Cool Names: Ajax, Alchemy, Alley
- Other Ideas: Asian-inspired names, Food-inspired names
Just pick somethin’ and stick with it. That’s my advice. And feed the darn thing, will ya? Cats get cranky when they’re hungry.
Tags: Siamese Cat Names, Aristocats, Cat Names, Female Cat Names, Male Cat Names, Movie Cat Names, Cool Cat Names
